I will get to sleep in on a day off.
I won’t drive down to the Cleveland Clinic on my day off.
I won’t pay to park in its garage.
I won’t have to get a chest X-ray.
I won’t need blood work.
I won’t spend time in the hospital waiting room.
I won’t have to answer questions about pain during chewing and swallowing.
I won’t need to have my blood pressure taken.
I won’t have to hear people talk to me about surgery or cancer.
And that day, my friends, will be one of the greatest days of my life.