Monthly Archives: April 2012

Clothes I Like: Yves Saint Laurent

Gorgeous skirt, lovely color, and only $1490!  I love the shape and the pleats of this dress.  Great color and great style. Advertisements

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Recap of Sharapova vs. Azarenka

AAAAAAAAAAarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhh! oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo! AAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh! ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo! AAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh! ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo! AAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh! Sharapova def. Azarenka 6-1 6-4

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Hey Rafa, don’t break your teeth on that thing!

  Nadal def. Ferrer 7-6(1) 7-5

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In Atonement…

A few days ago, I contributed to the coming apocalypse by posting a link to Caroline Wozniacki’s Oxygen video, one of the most hideous forms of evil that has ever plagued mankind.  I apologize to everyone for the trauma that … Continue reading

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My Year Without Sex Review

The greatest movie I have ever seen at the Cleveland International Film Festival is The Rape of Europa.  The second greatest film I have ever seen there is My Year Without Sex.  My Year Without Sex is a Australian comedy about … Continue reading

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Mastering the Art of Low Iodine Cooking Part 2

Today I ran out to begin my frantic search for food that I can eat.  I stopped by the meat counter at my local grocery store, and asked if the chicken had been injected with broth.  (Broth often uses salt, … Continue reading

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The Days of the King

I know this is late, and that we’re in Barcelona, but I had to post this.  “The the guards stepped forward, and Faramir opened the casket, and he held up an ancient crown.  It was shaped like the helms of … Continue reading

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