As many of you may know, Nole recently blasted the blue clay experiment and suggested that Chuck Norris come out and show him how to play on clay.
Wow. Mind. Blown.
There are so many possible jokes I don’t even know where to begin.
1 Last year, Chuck Norris heard about how great Nole was playing, so he impersonated Federer at the French Open semifinals to see for himself. He was not impressed.
Ok, that was really lame, and not worthy of the awesome greatness that is Chuck Norris. Maybe I can do better.
2 Chuck Norris can turn blue clay into red clay with a single roundhouse kick.
Ok, still lame.
3 Chuck Norris once played tennis against Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, Sampras, Borg, and Laver. At the same time. Do I have to tell you who won?
Ok, still lame, but I know somewhere out there is a person who can do great Chuck Norris tennis jokes! Please, please, please, I’m dying to hear them!