We need to talk. I know I haven’t talked to you in a while, and I apologize for that. Now, I’ll admit I’ve never been a fan of yours. I’m a Rafa fan, but I’ve never had any ill will towards you, and I have always felt sorry for you and the incredible burden you have to bear being from Britain. (You’ve been winning, so you’re still from Britain.) Now, I may have wanted Rafa to win Wimbledon this year, but as you know, Rafa is out of Wimbledon.
The whole affair reminds me of The Hunger Games and the death of poor little Rue. Katniss, the main character, makes friends with Rue, a young tribute from district 11. When Rue is killed, she tells her friend Katniss, “You have to win.”
Well Muzz, just like Rue, your friend Rafa is dead (metaphorically speaking.) This is a huge opportunity for you, the best opportunity you have ever had to win Wimbledon, and maybe the best opportunity you have ever had.
Muzz, you have to win.
